Commits In Real Life: CI Builds


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<Meaningful Commit>
<Meaningful Commit>
<Meaningful Commit>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<Still Trying to fix CI Build>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<CI Build has become self-aware>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<CI Build is actively breaking itself, laughing at me>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<CI Build refuses to cooperate>
<Works for me>
<DevOps angry>
<Meaningful Commit>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<Trying to fix CI Build>
<Meaningful Commit>
<Meaningful Commit>
<Transition to new CI build vendor>
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<Trying to fix CI Build>