Commits In Real Life: CI Builds

<Meaningful Commit>  
<Meaningful Commit>  
<Meaningful Commit>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<Still Trying to fix CI Build>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<CI Build has become self-aware>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<CI Build is actively breaking itself, laughing at me>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<CI Build refuses to cooperate>  
<Works for me>  
<DevOps angry>  
<Meaningful Commit>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<Trying to fix CI Build>  
<Meaningful Commit>  
<Meaningful Commit>  
<Transition to new CI build vendor>  
...
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<Trying to fix CI Build>